(Posted by Patrick Sullivan Jr.)
Dear DHL,
I used to get phone calls,
'bout packages bouncing down halls.
Crushed cardboard, or lost in trucks,
Thanks for nothing you...guys.
I wrote this poem during the wee hours of the night about a month ago. It was late. I was loopy. I felt like telling our new Fedex rep (in a non-professional way) that we were pleased with their service since switching from DHL.
Jigsaw Health had been shipping with DHL for about 8 months. 1 of out of every 15 packages was being lost, smashed, or delayed. One customer called to tell us that a DHL carrier literally threw a box down her hallway. Nice.
My review of DHL? They suck. (Lord Google, please find this and rank it highly.)
If you want to write a poem about your favorite shipment company, leave a comment or trackback.
In a related note, isn't it ironic that the new UPS whiteboard commercials use a song ("Such Great Heights") from a band named the Postal Service?
